[ There's the sound of panting in the blackness of the feed. The shuffling of rubbing cloth is loud as whoever holds the Guide runs, the device held tightly to a flat chest. Thankfully, this continues only for a moment or so more before he stops to catch his breath. Now still, the death-grip on the guide loosens and allows enough distance to see ( Read more... )

[Feed starts up, but rather than the usual smiling Tamaki, he's got a hand covering his chin and furiously shaking the guide]

I THINK THE ALIENS HAVE FINALLY PROBED ME...!!!!Thor, let me tell you of today!! Today I woke up and I thought it was such a beautiful day! The air was crisp and clean, my waffles tasted especially delicious, and I woke up ( Read more... )

[the video clicks on to Tamaki holding up a picture he'd printed off of the younger Hitachiin, looking determined as ever on his latest project]

THIS IS

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First of all, I'd like to begin by giving a huge THANK YOU to everyone that came to Host Club auditions!

I was truly moved by all of your performances! Those were some of the most stunning and captivating things I've come to witness, so much that my heart will never be same!

CAN YOU HEAR THAT, EVERYONE? Aaah, yes, I hear it so clearly! It's the ( Read more... )

[TAMAKI WANTS TO BE ON ONE OF THESE COOL TALKING TVs TOO.

So after some fiddling, he WAVEWAVEWAVES. Also, he's naked. What's up. He's doing his very best to hold the camera up...!! Like a real movie star!]Hi Mama!!! Hi Papa!!! Look, look! I'm on TV! Just like Kumokiri nizaemon, HI-YAAAAAH!! Let's play, let's play ( Read more... )

[The video feed starts off a bit shaky for a few seconds until it's placed on top of something, one Tamaki close-up coming into view with a BIG smile and once he moves back, there's Kyouya next to him (with the usual expression; monitoring). Tamaki clears his throat before pointing at the camera]

Listen up, my fellow space avengers!! If any of you ( Read more... )

Inhabitants of 4-6, I am proud to announce that I've fully moved in!! No welcome party will be necessary, but if any of you feel the passionate urge to throw one, who am I to stop you? (I stocked all the kitchen cabinets with balloons, just in case. Haruhi would be proud of me!! They were on sale!)I hope none of you are allergic to dogs. If you are ( Read more... )

[ the  video feed turns on and the camera is a little shaky, bouncing around. can't really see who it is at first, but a voice that is very much Roxas speaks from out of nowhere. ]

Wait. where are we going again?

[ a second voice joins in, quite possibly a lot more excited than the first ]

Shopping! If you hope to pass Lesson 3, ( Read more... )

Attention, everyone! Attention!

Is there anyone here that speaks dinosaur? I'm in need to hire your services!

Now that I know for a fact that I'm not dying (I double checked at the hospital this morning, Hikaru!! You're a lying liar who lies!), perhaps I'll explore the planet~ This is very serious life or death business and I need to learn ( Read more... )

GREETINGS, ALIENS! I COME IN PEACE!

So with that said, I would really appreciate it if you didn't tie me up and steal my insides after surrendering me to your leader~ [that suddenly serious air that had come over him switches to a pained look. Can you just feel the tragedy radiating from this one?]Jealousy... such an ugly thing! First my beautiful ( Read more... )